A student-operated publication at Santa Rosa Junior College.

The Oak Leaf

A student-operated publication at Santa Rosa Junior College.

The Oak Leaf

A student-operated publication at Santa Rosa Junior College.

The Oak Leaf

Stop suing for being a homewrecker

In the wake of celebrity sex scandals, one person is getting the lime light more than any Michelle-Bombshell-Mcgee-drugs-going-to-be-a-stripper-forever/home wrecker. Yes, I am talking about you, Gloria Allred.

Ms. Allred has been busier than ever, signing up client after client for her services, and no, she is not a madame for a brothel, even if her clients make it seem like that. No, as most of you already know, she is the self-described, “most famous woman attorney practicing law in the nation today.”

She may be right; her clients have been getting more publicity than Snooki has hair gel. Let’s start at the top. Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods mistress number one out of 100-something. Uchitel hired Allred, preparing to sue Woods. She received $10 million from Woods, settling out of court, just as long as she never discusses Tiger Woods in public. I am sorry, but I’m confused. Why did she get money, for ruining a marriage? That is just the beginning. After a couple of reality TV show stints, including “celebrity” rehab, Uchitel now has a publicist and is shopping for a book deal. Why is this person famous? Gloria Allred.

Rachel Uchitel is the start of a long list of celebrity mistresses. Mel Gibson is still somehow getting women to sleep with him. Violet Kowal is claiming she had an affair with Gibson while his girlfriend was pregnant, sweet girl. Like Uchitel, Kowal is looking for a representative to help her settle. Settle what exactly? No one really knows.

Another little fact, Kowal is sharing the same entertainment manager with Michelle “Bombshell” Mcgee, Jesse James mistress/alleged Nazi lover. The girls are doing an appearance tour, calling it the Stripper Tour. Why do we have women pretending they were duped by a hugely well-known half of a famous celebrity couple? Just to become famous? Is that really all you have to make a buck off of? Being a homewrecker? It’s stupid, lame and embarrassing for women. Ladies, if you want to be famous, do something, not someone. Maybe consider finding a talent.

Like I said before, Allred has been busy. However, one has to wonder, as a recognized feminist and advocate, why is Allred defending these woman who are only famous because they destroyed a celebrity marriage? Because Gloria Allred wants to be famous too.

She proves this in her new publicity stint, Allred is in the middle of a 30-day fast, starving herself in order to support women everywhere, even the ones she doesn’t represent.

When asked about the fast, Allred said she is skipping a total of 90 meals to draw attention to the need of passing the Equal Rights Amendment. Didn’t the ERA law pass in 1972? Yes, I understand the ERA still needs to be amended but starving yourself is not an act of feminism; it just brings up the whole anorexia debate.

Look here buddy, you can’t call yourself a feminist and defend girls like the ones mentioned above. It is quite sad, for Allred had an OK career before selling her soul, defending in high-profiled cases such as the O.J. Simpson trial and the Lacey Petersen case. So, why are we letting someone like this still be in the spotlight? I don’t know why. All I know is that Allred is Kevin Federline’s lawyer. I leave you with that.

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